
A film about Northwest hip-hop from 1996
Central Dynasty
Why Does Everybody Want To Be A Killa?
Central Dynasty put out this Seattle g-funk style album in 1996. The group consisted of Sapphire, Stacks, and Black Caesar. The cover artwork for Why Does Everybody Want To Be A Killa? shows the group standing in a graveyard. After the intro, “Strikin” starts things off with vignettes of daily life around 28th Avenue or “deuce eight” for short. It’s followed by “Dynasty Funk,” which borrows the bassline from “Candy” by Cameo. Both are produced by local musical veteran Kevin Gardner.
Funkdaddy hits you with track four, “206in It.” Powered by a lo-fi-sounding sample of “Let’s Groove” by EWF, the track swerves as though it has blurry vision. Central Dynasty are “sippin gin and juice,” and smoking a ton of weed. The lyrics include shoutouts to all the beat makers they work with. Next is a clever skit reimagining the classic Schoolhouse Rock educational videos.
Three more Kevin Gardner joints are stacked in a row. “Tax Free” is all about getting paid on the under. “Tax free is when you’re making scratch and giving nothing back,” they explain. The slow and sorrowful “No More Pain” is all about violence taking the lives of youth in our neighborhoods. One eerie lyric reminds that, “the reaper, he never sleep.” The title track is number eight on the album. I like the spicy beat and the momentum of the track.
James “Skills” Cox does the production on two songs, “It’s On” and “Til Death Do Us Part.” The former finally settles into a respectable rhythm after a rocky start. The latter is emotional, and a skit depicting a deadly shooting introduces the track.
Track twelve is “Enough” produced by Kevin Gardner. It’s a slow jam, with lyrics about trying to get out of the fast lane. The autobiographical “For Da Hood” tells the history of the group over hard Whodini beats arranged by Funkdaddy. Last on the album is the violent “Heartless,” which takes listeners into “the mind of a psychopath.” Written by Novocaine132
Why Does Everybody Want To Be A Killa? was created in 1996 and features appearances from:
















